It happens every time. They all become blueberries. ~ Willy Wonka, “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” by Roald Dahl
Remember that gum in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? The one that tasted like roast beef one minute, mashed potatoes the next, and blueberry pie after that. Besides being strange like meat-flavored gum, today’s gluten-free chocolate also has an ever changing array of flavors.

Chocolate-covered salad bar?
Amazing Grass‘s Green SuperFood Chocolate Whole Food Energy Bar is well, interesting, … and sweet.
Did I mention that it’s really sweet? That’s the first thing I noticed, the distinctively overwhelming sweetness of dates, lots of them.
The grassy course came next. The bits of actual grass were somewhat disconcerting to find in an energy bar. I like pieces of fruits and nuts in a bar, but I draw the line at blades of grass.

So far, so good. Looks just like any other chocolate energy bar.
I was relieved when the pineapple course came next, followed by some seeds, pumpkin and sunflower, as well as berries and green veggies. Finally some cashews, and to end the “meal” before turning into a blueberry like Violet Beauregarde herself, was a touch of refreshing peppermint.
And the chocolate, or maybe the agave syrup, was the glue that held it all together. Was all that sugar and agave really necessary?
It was sheer curiosity that drove me to take bite after bite to see how many of the bar’s ingredients I could detect. Entertaining, yes. Delightful, no.

Can you tell from the photo? It’s actually a very dark green inside!
I love green veggies, and eat generous servings each and every day. There’s really no need to try to hide them in my chocolate, thank you very much. And I’m not a fan of grass.
I must say though, it’s a noble idea to create a vegan, whole foods energy bar with the goodness of green veggies and raw, cold-processed, alkaline foods. I could do without the excessive sweetness and green-ness though.
Hard-core green smoothie lovers would probably love this energy bar. While I adore baby spinach in a green smoothie, that’s as far as I’ll go. All other green veggies must stay on my plate, and far away from my BlendTec.
Back to the bar. Here’s the complete ingredient list: Organic dates, organic dark chocolate coating (cane sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter, non-GMO soy lecithin, natural vanilla flavor), organic agave nectar, amazing grass green superfood (organic wheat grass, organic barley grass, organic alfalfa, organic Spirulina, organic spinach, organic chlorella, organic broccoli, organic acai, organic maca, organic carrot, organic beet, raspberry, organic rose hips, pineapple, green tea, organic flax lignans, L- Acidophilus, alpha and beta amylase, protease, lipase, lactase, cellulose, organic peppermint), organic cashews , organic almond butter, organic rice crisps, organic almonds, organic sunflower seeds, organic dried cranberries, organic cacao nibs, organic pumpkin seeds, organic dried coconut and organic vanilla extract.
Simplicity is a virtue, people. There are a lot of great ingredients in this bar and a few not-so-great, *cough* cane sugar, agave. You don’t need to put in everything and then the kitchen sink for good measure, too. How about a few thoughtfully chosen, complementary ingredients and leave it at that.
Amazing Grass’s energy bars are made from gluten-free, organic, dairy-free, and vegan ingredients, but manufactured in a plant that processes wheat, milk, eggs, soy, peanuts and tree nuts. They sell for $3.19 a 2.8 ounce bar. Other flavors include Berry, Chocolate-Peanut Butter, and Green.
I’m sorry that I can’t whole-heartedly recommend this energy bar, but I just had to share it. It was too interesting to let pass by. Please do return tomorrow. You will not regret it. I have truly saved the best gluten-free chocolate for last.
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